guinevak: Wary Jyn Erso ((sw) Jyn "where r u going w/this" Erso)
- Mon Mothma is not more privileged than Luthen Rael.

- If the definition of "girlboss" is "detains and tortures other women", I'm not sure why we're still using that term as a positive.

- Refugees struggling to provide for their families are not, as a rule, motivated by greed.

- A show that is extremely good at being a dark political thriller in space is not automatically superior to shows that are good at being heartwarming pulp adventures in space.

- Thank you for your time.
guinevak: "Carry her to the junk room!" silent film intertitle (Default)
I am real damn tired of family drama forcing me to default on exchanges.
guinevak: "Carry her to the junk room!" silent film intertitle (Default)
1. Imagine being so boring, so absolutely imaginatively bankrupt, that you can't even handle the CONCEPT of playing a party game unless it involves sex and nudity.

2. I really want to do more baking. Also more snail mail.

3. The ship name for Boba Fett/Fennec Shand is Foxhunter. Pass it on.
guinevak: Wary Jyn Erso ((sw) Jyn "where r u going w/this" Erso)
One of these days I'm going to write my fannish autobiography and it's going to be titled The Reluctant Anti: How Being Shouted At Made Me Mean.
guinevak: hug on the beach from Rogue One (no hetero)
I figured out this morning that I can't ship Cassian with anyone who doesn't (a) call him on his dysfunctional shit and (b) have every right to do so.

Which, among pairings that anybody actually writes, comes down to Jyn, Bodhi, K, and Mando. (I can't see him being anything but FWoccasionalB with Cara, for much the same reasons as I can't really see it for Din. Girl's got no time for even very well-managed and valid manpain.)

I really wish Cassian/Melshi would take off, though.
guinevak: reboot Mermista rants! ((spop) the saltiest)
Man, I'm sorry but I'm fresh out of patience for the "I only like m/m romance because the feeeeeeemales are so annooooooying" line of bullshit. Really? Every romance heroine is more obnoxious than every bruised waif prettyboy waiting to be healed by true love's cock? It's definitely not that you're sexist? Are you sure? I mean, I'm still not over the review for that one f/m/m story that was like "this was so CUTE and GAY until suddenly there was a GIRL IN IT! I almost THREW UP!" Yeah that definitely sounds like the author's problem, not yours. Asshole.
guinevak: Wary Jyn Erso ((sw) Jyn "where r u going w/this" Erso)
Every time I see Reylo in a Cassian/Jyn space, a little bit more of my soul dies.
guinevak: Bodhi Rook tries to stall. ((sw) Bodhi "i can explain" Rook)
I am carrying on, as best I know how, in this fucking surreal world. How about you, three people actually reading this?

Things I made:

the latter being my actual assignment, even though I got defaulted because I missed the deadline because I apparently can't read, so I wrote it in like an hour and was pretty sure it sucked, but people have left very nice comments and I have mellowed on it.

guinevak: "Carry her to the junk room!" silent film intertitle (Jyn "where are you going w/this" Erso)
[community profile] chocolateboxcomm results! I received two things:

The Trouble That Makes Rebels from estelraca, which is adorable Rogue OT3 in which Cassian gets into a tight spot, is rescued by his awesome peoplefriends, contemplates the evolution of his professional relationships, and gets some well-deserved cuddles. ♥ ♥ ♥

And from [personal profile] tiamatschild, Mme C- and the Strange Seas of Europa, which is a lovely vignette of Clorinda IN SPACE!!! and her relationships with her various spouses. Plus art! ♥ ♥ ♥!

And I wrote two things, both original fic (!):

the sun shone on our honeymoon, F/F, T
Solaria’s captain has a girl in every port, but only one true love.

a gentleman of foreign parts, F/M, M
"Dear me," said Lucinda.

Which have both been received startlingly well, so that's gratifying!

PLUS I wrote a ficlet for International Fanworks Day and the prompt of "characters reading fan fiction": Ripped From The Headlines (Rogue One, gen, G)

In media news, [personal profile] tiamatschild and I watched The Mandalorian, and holy shit you guys, it really is as good as the hype. Like WHAT A GOOD. It's like they had a checklist of my bulletproof tropes and went down it systematically. I HAVE SO MANY FEELS they will not fit in this post.

And then Clone Wars came back, and it is the same delightful blend of goofiness and fridge horror that it always was, only with a better animation budget.

s7 spoilers )
guinevak: "Carry her to the junk room!" silent film intertitle (hugs)
1. I FINISHED MY ASSIGNMENT and you guys. You guys it is more than a page long. Who even am I.

2. I am going to try a new thing! See, sometimes I discover a thing, and I say to myself, "Self, this thing is an amazing counterpoint to Other Thing. They belong together, like a record single or an Ace Double or other things that you are just embarrassingly old enough to remember!"

So here's my inaugural paired rec:

Recruitment by imsfire, and
Gloves by Lexicon_V

They're not perfect parallels, because one is from the POV of the adult with no really good choices, and the other from the POV of the already profoundly damaged tween. But they are equally well characterized and equally heartbreaking.

3. I have pizza and it is pretty great.