guinevak: Wary Jyn Erso ((sw) Jyn "where r u going w/this" Erso)
Ah yes. If the Armorer isn't an outright abusive parent, she must be a religious fanatic controlling her people through fear, and if she's not that, she must be a secret mole for the Empire. If she wasn't trying to brainwash Bo-Katan in episode four, then surely her support for her now is just a ruse, right?

What sinister agenda are we going to dream up if this one doesn't pan out? She was a Sith all along?

I mean, it can't possibly be that a woman in a position of authority is just a woman in a position of authority doing her job as best she can. That'd just be silly, right?
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Dear Sirs,

All is, provisionally, forgiven. spoilers )

Cordially,
Guin
guinevak: Wary Jyn Erso ((sw) Jyn "where r u going w/this" Erso)
Dear Sirs,

I don't care about any of this. I don't care about Teva, I don't care about Elia Kane, I don't care about the First Order or whatever it is they're all banging on about. I don't care.

If you'd stick to the Mando storyline itself maybe it would make more sense than it currently does. You had me actually giving a shit about Bo-Katan for a few episodes there, you were giving the Armorer more to do, you were giving Grogu more to do, and now it's devolving into a morass of half-baked tropes because you're too busy trying to cram whatever-it-is down my throat.

Remember when you omitted Boba Fett from a literal third of his own show? Remember how well that went over? You're doing it again.

You're better than this.

Yrs,
Guin
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Can we p l e a s e stop talking like poor little rootless Bo-Katan is being preyed on by these unscrupulous extremists and won't someone save her from the trap she's walking into? Bo-Katan is a MIDDLE AGED WOMAN who was a central figure in the movement these people SPLIT FROM and she is not a reliable narrator.

"Your cult fractured our people"? Lady, you were the one who co-led a Sith-backed coup and only had second thoughts when they literally murdered your sister in front of you, like it was always patently obvious they were going to do. You were the gung-ho hardline Mandalorian traditionalist all fired up about Warrior Virtue and the Ways Of Our Ancestors and thinly veiled human supremacy. You were the one who, as lately as last season, went out of her way to denigrate Boba Fett based not on his character, deeds or even family, but on the method of his conception. And Din's people are the divisive fruitloops? Pull the other one.

Now the community she repudiated for being too cringe or whatever is offering her sanctuary and solidarity despite her long history of throwing her allies under the bus, and they're the bad guys?

Yes, they're a highly-insular fringe religious group with weirdly intense modesty taboos. They're a cult, if you like, but they're not frickin' space Scientologists. The Armorer laid it out very clearly in the last episode: if you're willing to abide by our rules, you're welcome here; if you won't or can't, we part ways with no hard feelings. Din didn't bring Bo-Katan home to recruit her by exploiting her insecurities; he brought her because she did him a solid in the Mines and she needed somewhere to go.

And, again, she is a GROWN WOMAN with considerable political experience and acumen, who is more than capable of being sneaky and manipulative and ruthless herself. She is not a naive baby who'll do anything for a pat on the head. If she's becoming more accepting and less disdainful of these people, maybe that's because she's finally growing as a person and not because they're somehow indoctrinating her.
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1. Imagine being so boring, so absolutely imaginatively bankrupt, that you can't even handle the CONCEPT of playing a party game unless it involves sex and nudity.

2. I really want to do more baking. Also more snail mail.

3. The ship name for Boba Fett/Fennec Shand is Foxhunter. Pass it on.
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I am carrying on, as best I know how, in this fucking surreal world. How about you, three people actually reading this?

Things I made:

the latter being my actual assignment, even though I got defaulted because I missed the deadline because I apparently can't read, so I wrote it in like an hour and was pretty sure it sucked, but people have left very nice comments and I have mellowed on it.