guinevak: "Carry her to the junk room!" silent film intertitle (Default)
I am real damn tired of family drama forcing me to default on exchanges.
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1. Imagine being so boring, so absolutely imaginatively bankrupt, that you can't even handle the CONCEPT of playing a party game unless it involves sex and nudity.

2. I really want to do more baking. Also more snail mail.

3. The ship name for Boba Fett/Fennec Shand is Foxhunter. Pass it on.
guinevak: reboot Mermista rants! ((spop) the saltiest)
Man, I'm sorry but I'm fresh out of patience for the "I only like m/m romance because the feeeeeeemales are so annooooooying" line of bullshit. Really? Every romance heroine is more obnoxious than every bruised waif prettyboy waiting to be healed by true love's cock? It's definitely not that you're sexist? Are you sure? I mean, I'm still not over the review for that one f/m/m story that was like "this was so CUTE and GAY until suddenly there was a GIRL IN IT! I almost THREW UP!" Yeah that definitely sounds like the author's problem, not yours. Asshole.
guinevak: Wary Jyn Erso ((sw) Jyn "where r u going w/this" Erso)
Every time I see Reylo in a Cassian/Jyn space, a little bit more of my soul dies.

*inhale*

Jan. 12th, 2020 06:29 pm
guinevak: "Carry her to the junk room!" silent film intertitle (Cassian "are you shitting me" Andor)
I will not get into it with someone who is clearly not interested in nuanced or good faith discussion.

*writes it on the blackboard 50 times*
guinevak: "Carry her to the junk room!" silent film intertitle (not sure if want)
...I'm sorry but this still bugs me--

K-2SO is not an "it"! He states no preference onscreen! Cassian uses "he" for him and if you think Cassian would not respect K's pronouns then you and I were watching radically different movies! Calling any sapient being "it" unless you know they're okay with it is super dodgy! Thank you!
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I am earnestly trying to read this book. I really am.

But in the first five pages I have encountered not only the phrase "the Orion star constellation" but this fearfully and wonderfully made sentence:

"As a matter of fact, his true purpose for travelling to Venice was perhaps significantly more clandestine than anyone could have guessed, and his timing was carefully chosen and not a coincidence by chance."

Guys. It's all like this.
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What astounds me is how people can play out the exact. same. bullshit. in fandom after fandom after fandom, and yet continue to convince themselves that no, really, it's different when THEY do it.

Also how anybody whose OTP is the most populated AO3 pairing tag in its fandom by an order of magnitude contrives to believe they are a persecuted minority who's not being "allowed" to ship it.
guinevak: "Carry her to the junk room!" silent film intertitle (Default)
Fun fact: if you make my white fave go off on a lengthy rant to his black superior about what a big meanie the latter is, and you’re going to literally call that “speaking truth to power”, I am not reading anything you write ever again.